NO! I CAN'T!

Kinja'd!!! "Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
06/26/2014 at 00:22 • Filed to: None

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!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . Bustleback. Rolls-Royce Grille. Vouges. Eight-Fours. HT V8. FWD. Burgundy tufted leather. ALL OF MY WANTS.

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Dat mouf.

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dat ass.

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Dem seats.

NPONP. I'm flustered from this.


DISCUSSION (8)


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Your boy, BJR
06/26/2014 at 00:26

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dat kinja


Kinja'd!!! Big Bubba Ray > Your boy, BJR
06/26/2014 at 00:29

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Kinja got you good, son.


Kinja'd!!! DuckDraper > Your boy, BJR
06/26/2014 at 00:30

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Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Your boy, BJR
06/26/2014 at 00:32

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I suppose it's in nice shape. And I like the color combination. And it's not a diesel. These are all pluses.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Your boy, BJR
06/26/2014 at 00:35

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you can driving it on long distance trips

Actual quote from the ad. Polan can into craigslist?


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Your boy, BJR
06/26/2014 at 00:37

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It's really nice. But it also pretty much announces to the world that you are either involved in drugs or prostitution. More than one lady friend in the car = instant pull over. Bet that's why the owner is selling it.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > PS9
06/26/2014 at 00:37

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That's why I want it.


Kinja'd!!! Color-Commentary > Your boy, BJR
06/26/2014 at 01:30

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FWIW, the actual pimps I know drive (1) a CLS 500 made up to look like a CLS55, with chrome AMG rims, (2) an E66 BMW 7-series, on chrome no-name dubs, and (3) an Escalade EXT, on chrome Gotti rims. So if you really, really want to look like a pimp, might I suggest something newer, on chrome rims?